Okay, What Was This Kid On?

by Staff on November 22, 2006 · 6 comments

in Local

Okay, have you guys read this (“Teen accused of breaking into businesses“) article in the Bedford Times-Mail?

It’s bad, really, but it’s funny as hell to read it. I especially like this part:

“He then got approximately five to 10 pounds of mozzarella cheese, placed the cheese in the pizza oven and turned the oven on,” Phelix said.

So, who wants to bet this kid was doing more than drinking? Sounds to me like someone sold him some pills, he mixed ‘em with the alcohol, and then didn’t even know what he was doing. My first thought was acid, but there hasn’t been any good trip in Mitchell for a long while (note I said good trip).

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