"Flex is a bitch"

by Staff on January 18, 2007 · 2 comments

in Local

First of all, let me apologize. I was wrong. A few months ago, I wrote about Phelix’s police car getting spray-painted.

In that post, I mentioned that a person or persons had spray-painted “bitch” onto his police car.

I’ve been corrected. Apparently what was really spray-painted onto the car — along with a few other things — was “Flex is a bitch”. I guess “Flex” is Phelix’s nickname, presumably because his 350 pound self thinks he’s a badass. It’s still funny, regardless.

Unfortunately, the kid involved was stupid and got caught. Shame, shame. With something like this, you should’ve known that “Flex” would go out of his way to catch you. I mean, I haven’t even spray-painted his car and he’s out to get me.

Previous post:

Next post: